| Drinking quotes: |
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| A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. |
| --W.C. Fields |
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| Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has
taken out of me. |
| -- Winston Churchill |
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| The church is near, but the road is icy. The bar is far away, but I will
walk carefully. |
| -- old Russian proverb. |
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| Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. |
| -- Catherine Zandonella |
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| When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. |
| -- Henny Youngman |
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| What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? |
| --W.C. Fields |
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| "My advice to you... is to start drinking, heavily..." |
| --John Belushi, Animal House |
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| and finally: |
| Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. |
| -- Lady Astor to Winston Churchill |
| Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. |
| -- Winston Churchill's reply |
| Sir, you're drunk! |
| -- Lady Astor to Winston Churchill. |
| I may be drunk, but in the morning i'll be sober and you'll still be ugly. |
| -- Winston Churchill's reply |